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Spirit Halloween Shop

Writer's picture: Paul HawkinsPaul Hawkins

Updated: Oct 28, 2024

There is no place more depressing than a #SpiritHalloween Shop, always in a vacant storefront in a dying mall and air conditioning optional, and giving a few local stones youth about two months of menial employment.


Any, if you don’t want to be a character from a movie that wasn’t even popular when it was released 20 years ago, here is my summary of the women’s costume options:


  • sexy vampire

  • Sexy witch

  • naughty sexy cop (fur handcuffs included but you gotta pay extra for the baton even though it’s in the picture)

  • naughty sexy nun or evil nun

  • Black Leotard sexy cat (leotard sold separately as well as cat ears)


Oh and sexy naughty nurse, naughty sexy librarian, sexy naughty maid - feel free to remind me of what I have forgotten.


Men can be goofy this and scary that, but women? At least according to Spirit Shop, see above.


As a Professor of Science, I am struggling to find a common denominator to all these options. If you can help, please do so.

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